Today I received in the mail a copy of Acoustic Ross’s EP titled, 918 UFN. For some reason on the other side of the CD it says “ohio toothbrush sarcas,” which sounds like every other email subject I get. My favorite song so far is Just The Thing, which continues my theory that 99% of…

I added a revised version of Cutie Theater. It has one small change, but it’s worth a new viewing.

In 2002 I looked around to find a good, free, open-source content management system for my website. I settled on PostNuke, the software currently being used to produce and store the text you’re currently reading. At the time it had great reviews as an alternative to the popular PHP-Nuke, which had a reputation for glaring…

This sounds like the premise of a new TV show.MESA, Ariz. (AP) – The Mesa Police Department is looking to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it’s looking to a monkey. “Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it,” said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds…

The White Stripes released the single, Blue Orchid, from their upcoming album Get Behind Me Satan. The song sounds like nothing they’ve ever done before, but it fits with the title of the album. It’s full of high falsettos and high pitched guitars. I listened to it about three times and liked it more every…

I’ve decided to do something that would have been unthinkable for me a few years ago. I’m giving up Doritos. They’re just too good and whenever I eat them I feel sick afterwards. I can handle eating other types of chips, but with Doritos I can’t stop and end up wanting to puke. I thought…

A huge congratulations goes out to Brian and Johanna Olexy on their wedding this past weekend. I had a blast.

The final four had trouble killing each other in the end of All’s Well that Odd’s Well, so they decided to form an AUTOKILL pact to end the game with no winner. All four finalists AUTOKILLED in the 14th round.AUTOKILL: Mr Bistre died. His last words were, “Wait, I thought that WAS the antidote!”. AUTOKILL:…

I watched my Tivo’d SNL yesterday to see Beck perform E-Pro and Girl from Guero. Both were great, although you couldn’t hear Beck’s vocals too well in Girl. The song rocked though. The best skit in the whole show (overall it was awful) was the very last one where Kenan Thompson played Wilma McNabb asking…

My nieces have these imaginary friends called the Cuties who manifest themselves as talking hand puppets. Michaela, McKenzie, and I filmed a movie starring the cuties one day while they were at our house. I finally got a firewire PCI card so I could load the movie on to the computer. Now everyone can enjoy…

Sadly, I had to turn off the ability to post comments anonymously, due to 300 porn spams posted this week. Thanks a lot assholes.

The final four contestants are left to battle it out in All’s Well that Odds Well. The finalists are Mr Bistre with 20 points Mr Burgundy with 18 points Mr Sapphire with 16 points Mr Charcoal with 16 points It’s a close match which could end tonight if two players are killed. If you’d like…

My mom sent me this interesting photo she took in Australia. I wonder who it is? It kind of looks like John Malkovich.

Are these really unintentional? You be the judge.I was going through a stash of old comic books the other day, when I came across several that seemed a bit odd; not in the sense that the comics were strange or unique, but rather, because beneath the seemingly innocent veil of child-like artwork was a subtle…

Web Zen’s Prank Zen introduced me to some high quality comedy. Some of my favorites include: 1. TGI Fridays menu switch 2. Harvard Sucks 3. Fake plaque on a San Francisco tunnel (I think I walked right past this tunnel last summer, too) 4. McDonalds Bathroom Attendant 5. Best Gig Ever (recently featured on NPR’s…

There’s an interesting game called They Came from Hollywood being developed by two independent game developers. The premise is that you’re a large B-movie type monster like Godzilla, a giant spider, or a humongous robot. It’s not out yet, but the interesting thing is that they’re soliciting people just like you to send in MP3’d…

And TGI this freaking Mr T video. He teaches us all some important lessons about life and family. Also, I hope this kid in the video is blind.

This face transformer is scary as hell. Upload a photo of yourself or someone you love and check out how they’ll look in the future, or as a black person, or even as a Botticelli painting. It’s insane. Here’s what Jeanne has to look forward to in about 50 years.

Steve, Don’t Eat It! is a great series of articles where Steve finds the grossest items in a grocery story and gives us a first hand account of eating them. Some of the items include 1. Beggin Strips 2. Pickled Pork Rinds 3. Urkel-O’s cereal (from a 9 year old, autographed box) 4. Breast Milk…

These are my top ten favorite SNL skits ever. 10. Toonces, the cat that can drive a car 9. Bush-Gore Debate with Will Ferrel and Daryl Hammond 8. Heather Locklear and Kevin Nealon flirt from across the bar 7. Bill Brasky 6. Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton at McDonalds 5. Happy Fun Ball 4. Chris…