SWAT Team Monkey

This sounds like the premise of a new TV show.

MESA, Ariz. (AP) – The Mesa Police Department is looking to add some primal instinct to its SWAT team. And to do that, it’s looking to a monkey.

“Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it,” said Mesa Officer Sean Truelove, who builds and operates tactical robots for the suburban Phoenix SWAT team. “It would change the way we do business.”

Weighing only 3 to 8 pounds with tiny humanlike hands and puzzle-solving skills, Truelove said it could unlock doors, search buildings and find suicide victims on command. Dressed in a Kevlar vest, video camera and two-way radio, the small monkey would be able to get into places no officer or robot could go.

What could possibly go wrong?


One response to “SWAT Team Monkey”

  1. “This sounds like the premise of a new TV show.”

    You only say that because the officer’s name is Truelove. Well, and that whole thing about the monkey.