I’ve decided to do something that would have been unthinkable for me a few years ago. I’m giving up Doritos. They’re just too good and whenever I eat them I feel sick afterwards. I can handle eating other types of chips, but with Doritos I can’t stop and end up wanting to puke.

I thought about maybe just eliminating the prime offender, Cool Ranch, but I would just end up getting hooked on the Pepper Jack or Salsa.