Category: Funny
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Family Mystery: Solved!
In every family tree there are squirrelly branches. There are stories, legends, secrets, and it’s hard to tell what is real and what was exaggerated for the sake of a better story. For me, one of those stories was the reputed last name of my great grandfather. My father’s, mother’s father’s last name was Delpino,…
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Creating a comma separated list
For years, whenever I have to create a comma separated list from an array I have been writing code that looks vaguely like this. $first = true; foreach($arr as $m) { if ($first) { $first = false; } else { echo “,”; } echo $m; } I’ve had it. There has to be a cleaner…
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Spam as Spoken Word Poetry
This spam I got today on our lead generation form could easily pass for spoken word poetry at an open mic night. He ran another invisible priest eyes in the sneakers from the shorts with sky – arms, sardonic cigarettes and outward clinch’s, and he a was almost stiffly of area, finally just for moment. Like i…
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Playing this Friday the 13th @ The Auction House
This Friday I’m opening up for Audizen and the Atomic Square this Friday at Audubon’s Auction House Loft. I’ll be playing at 8:00PM and doors open at 7:30. Also, the Atomic Square is now one of my favorite bands ever for making this AWESOME FLYER: 100 West Merchant Street Audubon NJ 08106
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Cutie Theater: Episode V
The long awaited episode of Cutie Theater is here! We pick up where Episode IV left off. The Robots have been defeated and things are looking good in Cutie Land… or are they? If you haven’t watched Cutie Theater before, get caught up before watching Episode V. Michaela, McKenzie, Jeanne and I worked really hard…
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Cake Wrecks
It’s been a long time since I’ve laughed this hard at a website. ?Who would have though botched and ugly cakes could be this funny. Here’s one of my favorites: I’m not really sure what the “20th” denotes: 20 years of being a “dad”? 20 “children”? Or maybe the cake is for the 20th “dad”…
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Hooters Table
Jeanne has been knocking it out of the park on her new blog, MustSeeLikeNew!? I have five words for you: New Jersey Shaped Hooters Table
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MustSeeLikeNew!!!
Jeanne and I are huge craigslist fans and she loves scavenging through the furniture section looking for deals and fixer uppers.? We have two beautiful pieces in our dining room that she’s found that you would swear cost four times what we actually paid for them.? Of course, being in South Jersey, the furniture scene…
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Newsweek Slams Crocs
I love this. I like to play a game with my son, Joseph. We sit on a bench in touristy Old Town, Alexandria, Va., and we’re not allowed to get up until we see a dozen pairs of Crocs. It usually doesn’t take long. But the other day we were stuck at eight after a…
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Man Babies
This blog posts photos where someone swapped the Dad’s head with the baby’s head… with awesome results.
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Free Radio
Most trends are easy to spot in hindsight, so now it definitely seems as though fake-realism has overtaken situational comedy as shown on the Office, Colbert, Ali-G, etc. The latest in this trend is VH1’s Free Radio, starring Lance Krall and Anna Vocino as a pair of radio talk show DJ’s who take over after…
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Cigar box Guitar
Let’s all pause and enjoy the awesomeness that is Jerry Thompson’s cigar box guitar.
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Happy Days
When I was a kid and watched Happy Days, I honestly didn’t realize it was a retro-show. I thought it was filmed in the 50s and reflected the times. That makes me feel somewhat moronic.