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Category: Funny

  • The Sneeze

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    I can’t believe I only recently found out about The Sneeze. Yeah, I’d read Steve, Don’t Eat it but it wasn’t until The Face that I started checking out all the back posts. Some of my favorites are: The Great Pizza Orientation Test Global School Yard Rhymes Freaky Franks

  • The Face

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    I loved the saga of a man searching for the origins of a cartoon face drawn by his father for years. I couldn’t see the face until the very end.

  • Merry Christmas

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    It’s always fun when your Christmas tree falls over.? I wish I had gotten a picture, but I was a little frustrated. hah.

  • Robot Dracula

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    Probably for a robot, the scariest thing isn’t a ghost, because they wouldn’t know what one was. The scariest thing would be Robot Dracula. — Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

  • Check the Roof

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    I did something really dumb on Thursday after work. I had a bunch of stuff to take home and it took a while to put it all in the car. I pulled out of the drive way and made a quick left when I heard something fall off the roof of my car. Oh crap.…

  • Lebron on SNL

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    I loved this skit, if only because the glove box on my car is stuck down.

  • Baby’s Got Back. Always.

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    I thought this was entertaining.

  • Guys are Dumb

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    If a random good looking female asked you to buy her $80 shoes, would you do it? The Young Turks did an experiment to find out. Unbelievable.

  • Billboard

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    (found via mentalfloss)

  • Cutie Theater

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    Cutie Theater is the story of my nieces’ imaginary friends, the cuties, and the evil robots that try to eat them. Episode 1 Episode 2 Episode 3 Episode 4 Trailer for Episodes 5 and 6 Episode 5

  • Buried Treasure

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    As some of you know one of my latest hobbies has been finding old stuff from my parents’ house whether it be old drawings or articles I did for the school paper. I found two things the other day. The first is a set of Wolfenstein maps I drew from the original game. The first…