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  • A picture I drew

    Last week I was going through my old comic book collection because I want to sell it on eBay. I came across a picture I drew, probably in the 5th grade. It’s called Where’s Wolverine and it’s in the style of Where’s Waldo except it’s filled with aliens, sharks, and bikini chicks. It’s set at…

  • craigslist furniture

    I love reading the used furniture listings at craigslist. There’s always a ton of interesting pieces. A blue velour pimp couch? A sweet atomic age blue-green couch By far my favorite item is this Microwave & TV cart. It’s lazy owner can’t even take the time to take the toilet paper out of it or…

  • Go Birds

    Eagles! Update: Oh well…

  • Star Nosed Moles

    Warning: The Star Nose Mole is possibly the most hideous thing I’ve ever seen. Whatever you do, don’t click here to see what it looks like. You’ve been warned.

  • Tree House Open Mic Tonight

    The Tree House brings back their open mic tonight at 7:00PM with host Johnny Miles. It runs from 7-9PM and you can sign up in person.

  • I do beans

    So let’s say you’re a struggling male model trying to get work. You shoot some promising ads and commercials, but nothing really comes out of it. Then one day you realize you’ve been the Taster’s Choice guy for 16 years.Russell Christoff, a former model from Northern California, posed for a two-hour Nestle photo shoot in…

  • Sweet Sixteen

    One Shot is Not Enough has reached the sweet sixteen! Mr Turquoise currently leads with 8 points, but I doubt he’ll be around for long! Head here if you want to join the next game of Odd Man In, titled A View to an Autokill.

  • Terms and Conditions

    When you join a game of Odd Man In, you agree to abide by the following rules and conditions. Breaking these rules may result in being banned from current and/or future games. 1. Any message sent publicly or privately must not be obscene, offensive, racist, or sexually graphic. Taunting is allowed, but keep it within…

  • Snood Dude is a Millionaire

    You or someone you love has probably faced a Snood addiction problem at some point in their life. It’s the weird game where you shoot grimacing monster faces at similar colored monster faces, knocking them all down before the ceiling collapses on you. Personally, I don’t like it all that much but I know a…

  • Damn You Rug Burn

    I was leading for about half of this month’s GameShow until my phrase completion skills completely ran out. I thought “rug” would be the most common word to complete _____ burn. Only 7/58 agreed and now I’m in 4th place.

  • Top 5 Words I Have Trouble Spelling

    I don’t think I’m a bad speller, but there are certain words I look up every time I use. Are there two r’s? Are there two c’s? Do I keep the e when I add able to the end? These are the top five words I can’t remember how to spell. Don’t be surprised if…

  • God Bless You

    I’m a big fan of Penny Arcade, but most of their humor doesn’t have wide appeal. This brilliant comic does. My favorite part is that Jesus says, “Oh shits!”

  • Marc Hogan Bitchslaps Tegan and Sara

    I’ll admit, I sort of like Tegan and Sara’s Walking with a Ghost, but I have to give it up to Pitchfork’s Marc Hogan (not to be confused with the smart brother on the Hogan Family) for murdering it with such style.The first single from So Jealous, “Walking With a Ghost”, sounds like one of…

  • Best Snowmen Ever

    Some guy recreated a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.

  • Last Chance to Join

    This is your last chance to join One Shot is Not Enough, the next game of Odd Man In. It starts in about 2 hours! The game has begun!

  • Happy Birthday Jeanne

    Happy birthday to my wonderful wife, even if it is supposedly the worst day of the year.

  • Go Birds

    As everyone knows this is the Eagles’ 4th NFC Championship game in 4 years. A loss today would be a huge failure. Good thing the Falcons suck. Update: Woooooo! Update #2: This Eagles song is hilarious.

  • Two New Stats

    Being snowed in today, I added two new Odd Man In stats. The first one ranks the players who have been shot the most times in one round. The second one ranks the players who have been shot the most times in a single game.

  • Mr Orange Wins!

    Mr Orange, aka rexfelis, was the last man standing of OMI 2005. He beat out Mr Black (Elgin) and Mr Salmon (Sandusky) in the final three. I was Mr Forest this game and I played horribly. I made a failed attempt to stab Mr Royal (blakey) in the back and then asked Mr Emerald (big-a)…

  • New Beck Album – Geuro

    Hell. Yes. Title? Guero. When? March 29th. Dust Brotjers? Check. Leaked? Supposedly all over the Internet. Track List? 01 E-Pro 02 Que Onda Guero 03 Girl 04 Missing 05 Black Tambourine 06 Earthquake Weather 07 Hell Yes 08 Broken Drum 09 Scarecrow 10 Go it Alone 11 Farewell Ride 12 Rental Car 13 Emergency Exit…