Month: October 2005

  • Thought of the Day

    Why the hell did Fred Flintstone order a piece of meat so heavy it made his car fall over? What an idiot.

  • Sam Alito is a Phillies Fan

    Can you trust this man’s judgement?Clerks and associates who have worked with him paint a picture of a polite, modest, quietly humorous man who enjoys baseball?he’s a Phillies fan?and who enjoys exploring the ethnic restaurants that surround his office in Newark.The emphasis is all mine.

  • Coolest Commercial Ever

    Drop 250,000 super balls into San Francisco and you get this. (19 MB download)

  • Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The TLA last night

    You know what’s the worst feeling? When you go to print out your will call confirmation number “just to be on the safe side” and you look at the email and it says, “Delivery: US Mail.” Shit And it’s an hour before the show starts. Shit. Shit. So stupid ass never sent me my…

  • Now This is Good Journalism

    Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries When I saw this headline I thought to myself, “How can you sprinkle fecal matter?” and to my surprise the reporter totally answered my question.

  • 27 Years, CYHSY Tonight @ the TLA

    I am getting pretty damn old. At least I have tickets for tonight’s Clap Your Hands Say Yeah show at the TLA.

  • Amazon Customers Review Classic Novels

    So Time Magazine put together a list of the best 100 novels since 1923 and blogger Matt Baldwin came up with the genius idea of finding bad Amazon reviews for the list. The results are hilarious.Lord of the Flies (1955) Author: William Golding ?I am obsessed with Survivor, so I thought it would be fun.…

  • Last Day for Double Tokens

    Attention Odd Man In players who are thinking of donating: Today is your last day to get double tokens! Head here for details.

  • How Much is Worth?

    According to this site, it’s worth $12,984. Inspired by Tristan Louis’s research into the value of each link to Weblogs Inc, I’ve created this little applet using Technorati’s API which computes and displays your blog’s worth using the same link to dollar ratio as the AOL-Weblogs Inc deal.

  • XPN’s Top 885 Albums

    Check out XPN’s top 885 albums of all time. Of course, no mention of the list would be complete without some blasphemy. 126 ALANIS MORISSETTE JAGGED LITTLE PILL 1995 127 MICHAEL JACKSON THRILLER 1982 or how about 25 COUNTING CROWS AUGUST AND EVERYTHING AFTER 1993 118 BECK ODELAY 1996