Month: October 2005

Why the hell did Fred Flintstone order a piece of meat so heavy it made his car fall over? What an idiot.

Can you trust this man’s judgement?Clerks and associates who have worked with him paint a picture of a polite, modest, quietly humorous man who enjoys baseball?he’s a Phillies fan?and who enjoys exploring the ethnic restaurants that surround his office in Newark.The emphasis is all mine.

Drop 250,000 super balls into San Francisco and you get this. (19 MB download)

You know what’s the worst feeling? When you go to print out your will call confirmation number “just to be on the safe side” and you look at the email and it says, “Delivery: US Mail.” Shit And it’s an hour before the show starts. Shit. Shit. So stupid ass nexttix.com never sent me my…

Man Arrested For Sprinkling Fecal Matter On Pastries When I saw this headline I thought to myself, “How can you sprinkle fecal matter?” and to my surprise the reporter totally answered my question.

I am getting pretty damn old. At least I have tickets for tonight’s Clap Your Hands Say Yeah show at the TLA.

So Time Magazine put together a list of the best 100 novels since 1923 and blogger Matt Baldwin came up with the genius idea of finding bad Amazon reviews for the list. The results are hilarious.Lord of the Flies (1955) Author: William Golding ?I am obsessed with Survivor, so I thought it would be fun.…

Attention Odd Man In players who are thinking of donating: Today is your last day to get double tokens! Head here for details.

According to this site, it’s worth $12,984. Inspired by Tristan Louis’s research into the value of each link to Weblogs Inc, I’ve created this little applet using Technorati’s API which computes and displays your blog’s worth using the same link to dollar ratio as the AOL-Weblogs Inc deal.

Check out XPN’s top 885 albums of all time. Of course, no mention of the list would be complete without some blasphemy. 126 ALANIS MORISSETTE JAGGED LITTLE PILL 1995 127 MICHAEL JACKSON THRILLER 1982 or how about 25 COUNTING CROWS AUGUST AND EVERYTHING AFTER 1993 118 BECK ODELAY 1996