Terror Alert Zombie

The Department of Homeland Security has degraded the Terror Alert Warning to Level Zombie:

Based on a review of intelligence and an assessment of threats by the intelligence community, and the fact that Mr. Rogers is no longer around, the Attorney General in consultation with the Homeland Security Council has made the decision to return the threat level to an elevated risk of terrorist attack, or “yellow” level.

I think my ticket to hell just got a first class upgrade.


One response to “Terror Alert Zombie”

  1. I’m assuming that a first class ticket would be worse than the coach seating if your destination was hell. The drinks would still be free, but the inflight movie would be Miss Congeniality in a continuous loop.