I’ve had these sitting on my hard drive for years and I’m finally letting them out. Everyone gets weird answering machine messages once and a while. Luckily I recorded two of the best ones I ever got.
The first one is from an old man who paid me to help him out with his computer. I got $15 to come over his house once and a while and show him how to use the Internet, email, and transfer files over from his old computer. I never called him back after I got this message. (I bleeped out his name)
The second one is from my college roommate’s friend who enjoyed cranking people’s answering machine.
As an added bonus, there are two new music files for download. They’re two weird tracks I did with some shareware program in 1997 or 1998.