If you liked Part 1 of “Avergating Your Parents,” you’ll love Part 2. In it you’ll learn important lessons like, “How to Keep Your Mother from Going to the Mall,” “How to Stay Up Late (Without Even Trying),” and “How to Handle a Babysitter.” Julia claims I must have been older than 5 when I did this and I agree with her. I think 6 or 7 is probably more accurate.
The screeching noise you hear is our old bird Sweetie.
Sorry, but Part 3 was never finished.