If you don’t know about the open mic yet every Wednesday at the Tree House coffee shop from 8:00 – 11:00PM, then you should definitely come out tonight. You can sign up in advance here.
If you don’t know what a coffee shop is, it’s a place where people go to hang out, hear music, and drink coffee.
If you don’t know what coffee is, it’s a beverage made from ground coffee beans making a bitter, caffeinated concoction that millions of people drink every day.
If you don’t know what a day is, it’s the time it takes for Earth to spin around once.
If you don’t know how many times “once” is, just count to two, subtract by one, and that’s how many times the world has to spin around in a day.