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“Yo momma smells so bad, she makes Speed Stick slow down.”
In other news, area residents beware!
Try these…
“Your mamas like a light switch…a three year old could turn her on.”
“Your mamas like the railroad tracks…she gets laid all over the country.”
a personal favorite, although stupid…
“Your mamas so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.”
and finally, if you’ll permit me…
“How do you make a dead baby shake? Put it in the blender!”
-Ben…not you.
I always liked, “Yo momma’s so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.”
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Try these…
“Your mamas like a light switch…a three year old could turn her on.”
“Your mamas like the railroad tracks…she gets laid all over the country.”
a personal favorite, although stupid…
“Your mamas so fat, that when she sits around the house, she really sits around the house.”
and finally, if you’ll permit me…
“How do you make a dead baby shake? Put it in the blender!”
-Ben…not you.
I always liked, “Yo momma’s so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.”