Round 1 of Just Shoot Me, the 4th ever game of Odd Man In, has just completed. To my surprise, the new AUTOKILL rule didn’t even need to be used! Everyone took a shot.
Here are the results.
Mr Gray was killed. Mr Black insulted his mother and then shot Mr Gray in the nose.
Mr Orange sped by in a modped, fishtailed and then shot Mr Gray in the shoulder.
Mr Teal was shot at by Mr Yellow and Mr Magenta and Mr Teal, but he survived.
Mr Cyan was shot at by Mr Red, but he survived.
Mr Red was shot at by Mr Pink and Mr Purple and Mr Maroon, but he survived.
Mr Lime was killed. Mr Brown sped by in a modped, fishtailed and then shot Mr Lime in the chin.
Mr Cyan waited for the right time and then shot Mr Lime in the taint.
Mr Maroon was killed. Mr Blue forgot the safety was off and then shot Mr Maroon in the leg.
Mr Lime swung down from a skylight and then shot Mr Maroon in the heart.
Mr Black was killed. Mr Gray said, “Oma Kora su baka na gaijin!” and then shot Mr Black in the toes.
Mr Green wished for peace on Earth, starting tomorrow and then shot Mr Black in the spine.
When is the right time to shoot for the taint exactly? Also, police reports indicate moped related deaths are up 50% this year.
There are 11 players left and the next shots are due by Friday (11/19) at 11:59:59.
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5 responses to “Round 1 Completed”
I had to google “the taint” to find out what the heck you’re talking about. Oops, now I’ve lost all my innocence.
JS
I think I first heard about it in the SNL sketch where Horatio Sanz was in an accident and the doctor, player by Conan O’Brien, had to remove his taint.
When I took childbirth classes with my wife, they called that the perineum, but maybe that’s only on a woman.
That “taint” is not the medical term for it should surprise no one.
It’s oogey that I died by a shot to the taint.