Kingdom of Loathing

This is the weirdest game ever. It’s a browser based RPG where you can choose between character classes like turtle tamer, disco bandit, and seal clubber. Here’s one of the battles I fought in the “Haunted Pantry.”

You’re fighting an undead elbow macaroni

Inside the Haunted Pantry, you encounter an undead elbow macaroni of unusual size. It rubs its hands together and prepares to assault you like a peanut.

Head here for a better description. I’m on there as Washizu, the Turtle Tamer.